'Speakerphone in public': 28 Gear-Grinding Habits That Make Rational People Short Circuit

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Jesse Kessenheimer • Writer and Editor
Aug 20, 2024 1:00 PM EDT

We learn how to be a functioning member of society in our younger years. Our elementary teachers would scold, 'Don't pull Sally's pigtails, it's not nice' or 'Chew with your mouth closed, it's not polite to talk while you're eating'. Children get a free pass when it comes to impolite behaviors and habits since they haven't fully learned how to be an independent human yet, but when you're a grown adult on the subway and you're yapping while scarfing down a sloppy joe sandwich, there's no longer a free-pass with your name on it. Yuck.

You're grinding everyone's gears with that feral behavior. 

This is society! We have rules! Politeness is what keeps us all civil and when folks start acting like savages, where do we draw the line on decency? There are a number of habits like this that can make rational people irrationally angry. For example, not using your blinker, walking too slowly on a busy sidewalk, and hitting snooze on 18 alarms, waking the whole house before getting out of bed–These are all indicators of bad stewardship of the human race in society. Do better, people! 

So without further ado, if you're a particular person (some might say, 'Type-A' or 'perfectionist'), then you're probably already aware of a laundry list of no-no's when it comes to acceptable public behavior. Chew with your mouth open at home for all I care, but here on public transportation, close your mouth for all of our sakes.

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    What's something small that people do that irrationally upsets you?
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    Puzzleheaded Quiet70 12 hr. ago Not indicating that they're turning when I'm waiting to cross the road 1.5k Reply Share tawni454 7 hr. ago Or having their blinker on, & not turning.
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    rowenaravenclaw0 12 hr. ago Use the last of the toliet roll without immediately replacing it with a new one 602 Reply Share MooglePomCollector 10 hr. ago Or leaving it with that single square on.
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    cat_socks_228. 12 hr. ago People who stand right at the entrance to shops blocking the doors. Usually to chat
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    jenniferr3 12 hr. ago FaceTime and speakerphone in public
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    Jamey Escalante . 12 hr. ago Not everything has to be filmed.
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    imsCanon 13 hr. ago Littering. It may seem small to some, but it's a huge peeve to me. Use a trash can.
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    Ok-Werewolf6183 12 hr. ago While driving, when people make a big deal out of passing you, and then slow down and make it impossible to pass them.
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    HeraultLisa 12 hr. ago Not saying thank you 190 ☐ Reply Share Thrills4Shills 11 hr. ago Not saying you're welcome when not given a thank you
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    Ethice 12 hr. ago Ask me a question and after I give a confident answer they still Google it. 'Google it and leave me alone next time :I
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    Swiftness427. 12 hr. ago Throw their wrappers out the window after they finish eating fast food in their car.
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    zuhamukoq3668 - 8 hr. ago Being loud in the public transportation, i don't want to hear that Susie lost her teeth yesterday and that she had diharrea on my way to lunch
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    Ballsack1Mcgee 9 hr. ago Getting too close to me while I'm waiting at the checkout at a store. It's really annoying
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    Accomplished_Dog_580. 13 hr. ago Driving in the left lane when the middle is wide open
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    ghostee1233 13 hr. ago i'm a server, and when people don't say hello back to me when i greet them because they need a drink or food more than to be a decent human.
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    ExpensiveDot1732 . 9 hr. ago Not saying thank you/you're welcome for a simple kind gesture, like someone holding the door, etc. It literally takes TWO SECONDS and says a lot about you.
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    B1rdsAteMyFace . 12 hr. ago When everyone in the front line of traffic is going the same speed and they hold up everyone. It just amazes me how people can not look back in their mirror once and Make a decision based on what they see
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    ZephyrZingx 13 hr. ago when people chew with their mouth open, it drives me crazy for real
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    NewAd5052 12 hr. ago People who toss trash on the street or sidewalk when there's a trash can right there. So lazy and disrespectful
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    bhoutdoorgirl 13 hr. ago When someone uses something of mine and doesn't put it back in the place where it usually is so that I can't find it when I am looking for it.
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    Effervenascense 12 hr. ago Walking without a purpose. It's usually in combination with a lack of spatial awareness.
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    49erBadKid Let me pause my show, movie, game, etc. then start talking. Edit: spelling
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    SugarLipsbabe012. 12 hr. ago When people walk slowly in a group and take up the whole sidewalk.
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    Kukantiz 13 hr. ago Not returning the shopping cart. You lazy F. 110 Reply Share lokisin269 12 hr. ago The cart return is RIGHT THERE! (just 2 cars over)
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    Longjumping_Cow3720 12 hr. ago Rev their ridiculously loud engines on quiet streets or outside public places like restaurants with patios. That sends me into a rage like no other.
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    missmarimck - 12 hr. ago Skip the queue at a highway exit to cut in at the last moment. Not only are their actions increasing the queue, they are also violating the rules of the road and making a dangerous situation for all. It's selfish as well. Why should they not have to wait like everyone else? It really grinds my gears...
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    Decadent Life - 13 hr. ago When people refer to a great ape as a "monkey". 16 ☐ Reply Share Thrills4Shills 11 hr. ago Buncha baboons those people.
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    Scottland 83 12 hr. ago When they walk into a room and stop right in the doorway, forcing me to either slip by, risking getting hit the moment they decide to move again, or forcing me to say "Excuse me" as if I'm being
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    weakcomplex326 · 8 hr. ago people who set alarms to wake up but then sleep through them and wake up the whole house instead
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